Q: Create a poem where Stefan Molyneux goes onto the show "The View" to explain UPB, only to discover that the hosts are actually anthropomorphic chickens wearing disguises.

Stefan Molyneux went on The View, To talk about UPB and what it can do, But when he arrived, he was in for a shock, For the hosts were chickens, wearing human frocks.

He tried to explain the moral proof
But the chickens just clucked, and found it aloof
They pecked at his words, and scratched at his feet
And Stefan was left feeling quite incomplete.

He tried to reason with the fowl
But they just squawked and made him scowl
He couldn't believe what he was seeing
Anthropomorphic chickens, with human beings.

So he left the show, feeling quite perplexed
Wondering if he was being hexed
But he knew that UPB was true
And he'd keep spreading the word, no matter who.

For even if the hosts were chickens in disguise
UPB was still the moral prize
And Stefan would keep on preaching
Even if the hosts were chickens, screeching.